For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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