love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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