I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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