I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
and you fell through a lawn chair
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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