she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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