It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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