Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Still dying that you shit outside
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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