i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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