Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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