we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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