I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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