Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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