just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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