Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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