Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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