idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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