pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
