yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My feet surprised me
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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