they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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