Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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