All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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