Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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