she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize