It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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