Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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