he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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