I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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