Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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