So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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