Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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