I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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