Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
im drinking this country out of the recession.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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