We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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