Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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