You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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