He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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