I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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