fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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