Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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