Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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