The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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