I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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