the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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