I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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