Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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