i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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