i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
