Porn is love you can see.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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