two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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