it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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