hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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