He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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