Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
