I cockslap morals
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Pooping to opera.
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