Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize
